Rest easy, I’m not going to litter this post with a bevy of unnecessary alliterations. After all, alliterations are beautiful constructs, not meant to be abused by a hack. A quick google search led me to this sweet little poem and this unreadable mess. Given a thesuaras and enough time, I’m certain anyone can string an alliterative sentence together.
For me the real joy is to drop a clever clause in real life. I’m not sure if this is normal or a Sheldon Cooper like obsession. Let me know your thoughts about alliterations below.